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the truest and realest words ever spoken on earth
Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo.
As funny as this post is, he didn't actually say this. It was the co-owner of the lead developers of Floigan Brothers instead.
(Source discussing this, the original website for the press release where this was said is sadly gone: https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/th3T_j0m9HU/m/PUnurDP6VtcJ)
"'We think Floigan will do for Dreamcast what Mario did for Nintendon't,' says Greg Thomas, Visual Concepts' president. Bernie Stolar, Sega's top gun on this side of the Pacific, says it's the kind of game that will sell Dreamcasts."
doing my part in the fight against misinformation
"Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo." -Jeff Gerstmann
I gotta say, I really enjoy that hellsite genetics gimmick blog. It's a good capstone to Tumblrs specific brand of half-serious nonsense rants.
A problem with a lot of lesser gimmick blogs is that they end up forming these massive chains of 2/10 RP blogs that don't really add anything but clutter in the notes. But the genetics gimmick has a sense of finality. You can't add any more after that. It would change the genetic code. If you add something, it's a different organism.
I enjoy seeing some impassioned screed about how Yoshi isn't gay, only to see it capped off with the assertion that this post --genetically-- is a Western Ground Finch. There's a sense of individuality there. It's as of the post is receiving some sort of spirit vessel. That post IS The Western Ground Finch. forever and always.
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Closest match: Cordilura impudica genome assembly, chromosome: 6
someone do something
what do you suggest we do, user isopodgirldick?
forage the seafloor for bits of decaying organic matter to eat
oh you mean about the whales

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself
*gasp* Cereal! 😄
the portal 2 developers avoided making cake references in the game as shipped (with the exception of One (1) single cake related visual gag) but if portal 2 had gone in the direction it was going when that video was made (you're a new player character and you're slowly rebuilding glados in the ruined facility and meeting all sorts of personality cores) this would have been an incredible Single Cake Joke.
Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”
“A classic. Congratulations.”
“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”
“Effective. Next?”
“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”
“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

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96.2% of the people who read this will not have the guts to re-post this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 3.8% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, repost this. Thank you Goku. I lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.
They're doing it with video games now :/
A long list of Adult Swim Games is being pulled from Steam and console stores
This is just awful, like absolutely no respect for creatives
The fact that they are refusing to transfer the Steam page ownership to the people who have the IP & game rights seems very legally actionable, especially over an action that takes only a few clicks... Almost sounds like WB wants to pull the video game version of what they did with Coyote vs. Acme for tax write-offs.
This is why we can't trust corporations with ANY form of media. They'll destroy it all if it means they get the most meager of profits in return.
This is actually some of the most evil shit I've ever heard. They won't even let the people who worked on the game be mentioned in the credits.
Love & Destroy (Inti Creates - PSX - 1999)
Being neurodivergent is just having a Demicolon attached to every single sentence that comes out of your mouth.
For those who don't know what a Demicolon is:

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this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug
That little noise Homer makes gets me every single time
there is a not insignificant portion of furries online who, when presented with the idea "hey, this character is fat. please draw them fat" immediately go "so. h cups, right? dexter's mom ass? that's what you meant right"
like listen you do whatever man . but neither toriel nor mae borowski are built like jessica rabbit and someday you're gonna have to accept that into your worldview