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Oh hey Tommy I found out about you a year ago today

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Happy 27th Birthday Joseph Walker

#//hello I made this thing do you like it #*

Ah, I love Thursdays. Don't you love Thursdays? Thursdays are great.

#//hello I disappeared but now I'm #back

This time last year, Lauren and I got married and made a baby. Just saying.

#//I HAVE A BIG LONG POST COMING SOON DON'T YOU WORRY

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Brian: It's almost better than the time he got drunk and passed out and Matt and I dressed him up like a princess. Ali let us use her dress and make up.

Brian: Because I love heeer and I want to be there foreveeer and I'm not scared of the signing the paper bit, I'm just like, what if I let myself go and get really fat or what if she gets really fat or what if she wants babies and we can't have babies and what if she wants to move into a house like I love our apartment and bro... like... will I still be allowed my beer?

Joe: He's such an embarrassment to humanity.

Joe: Stop worrying. Things'll change when you guys both agree to let them change. And yes, you'll still be allowed your beer.

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Brian: When he wasn't looking, I got a tiara on him and took a picture.

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Brian: No man, I'm scared of the whole eengagement-marriage thing. What if she wants lots and lots of babies straight away? How do I deter her?

Joe: I'm going to arrange to have that plastered all over town.

Joe: OH. If you're scared of it, why are you proposing, dweeb? She won't want lots of babies straight away. No one wants lots of babies straight away. Except me. I wanted them beforehand. Which I now realise was stupid. But that's not the point. She won't want lots of babies.

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Brian: I know, right? Almost all the rings fit him. It was funny.

Brian: I'm scared.

Joe: I'm going to laugh at him because of this.

Joe: I don't doubt that. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

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Brian: No, I thought I was giving a cool, sophisticated, suave way of letting you know that I'm proposing and Nick's fingers are the same size as Meredith's.

Joe: Really? I would never have guessed. Nick's got girl hands.

Joe: But wow. Proposing. Good luck. It's scary as hell. You're gonna love it.

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Brian: so how many best men am i allowed at a wedding

Joe: Are you drunk?

I thought it would be a good idea to drink Jack Daniels last night and now I'm starting to regret it.

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Tommy and I are having a bro day today. You're all invited. Not.

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I did. I’ve seen things that have scarred me for life and this new information may haunt me forever. My innocence has been corrupted a second time, thanks to you.

funkwalkjoe

Corrupting innocence is what I do best.

#//THANKS #I KNOW

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I’M TOTALLY INNOCENT. I mean. Penis, what’s that? Sex? Never heard of it. What’s a boob? What do you mean babies don’t fall from the sky??

funkwalkjoe

Google it and see what you come up with. That should be fun.

#//but of course

l4urenl0pez-deactivated20150525

You never believe me when I say I’m innocent! HMPH.

funkwalkjoe

That's because seeing is believing and I'm yet to see you be innocent.

#//*insert 'you tried' gold star here*

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My ears are probably much too young and innocent to hear it, then.

funkwalkjoe

Oh, I highly doubt that.

#//HEEHEE

l4urenl0pez-deactivated20150525

Oh, would I? Please feel free to expand on that or back it up with examples of what more I might get. But good, that’s what I like to hear.

funkwalkjoe

I would but it's not safe for work.

#//OF HORSE YOU CAN

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