Funky Buttlovin'

Brian: It's almost better than the time he got drunk and passed out and Matt and I dressed him up like a princess. Ali let us use her dress and make up.

Brian: Because I love heeer and I want to be there foreveeer and I'm not scared of the signing the paper bit, I'm just like, what if I let myself go and get really fat or what if she gets really fat or what if she wants babies and we can't have babies and what if she wants to move into a house like I love our apartment and bro... like... will I still be allowed my beer?

Joe: He's such an embarrassment to humanity.

Brian: When he wasn't looking, I got a tiara on him and took a picture.

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Brian: No man, I'm scared of the whole eengagement-marriage thing. What if she wants lots and lots of babies straight away? How do I deter her?

Joe: I'm going to arrange to have that plastered all over town.

Brian: I know, right? Almost all the rings fit him. It was funny.

Brian: I'm scared.

Joe: I'm going to laugh at him because of this.

Brian: No, I thought I was giving a cool, sophisticated, suave way of letting you know that I'm proposing and Nick's fingers are the same size as Meredith's.

Joe: Really? I would never have guessed. Nick's got girl hands.

Brian: so how many best men am i allowed at a wedding