Why be sad when you can nap

guess who’s getting divorced!!!

the reason I have been basically MIA is becaaaaause…

I started my new job and I was thrown into the middle of a bunch of cases—some of which involve very unpleasant things—so i’ve been busy catching up to speed on all of that.

ALSO

I was told I need to have a tube coming out of my back for at least 6 weeks and either need to:

1. remove my kidney or

2. see if they can just cut out the damaged part of my ureter or

3. have to pull from my intestine or cheek to create a new ureter

none of this was on my bingo card 🥲

Besties, strap in. This is a long one--27,000-ish words. We have a lot to cover, emotions to... emote. Life as we all know it is about to change.

Chapter Title: The Prophecy by Taylor Swift+

Summary:

Sam and Mon go through the high-stakes launch of a radical Pride campaign and into a deeper exploration of identity, history, and love. As they face their public and private futures—from confronting legacy erasure in royal records to redefining home and family—their bond becomes both anchor and revolution.

can I talk about it? no.

is it diabolical? yes.