The Musings of a TSN Dork

It's weird to think that it's been 10 years since these two idiots were in college, and now they're a decade older. Makes me wonder what they think when they look at this amazing website and if they ever reflect on the decisions they made. When you're sitting on your thrones and you're worth billions of dollars, maybe you stop looking forward and start looking back instead.

You're so fucking special. I wish I was special. 

The heart-stopping moment is when Eduardo is looking at the new contracts, and he comprehends what Mark has done. In that instant, he realizes that everything he's put his heart into is slipping through his fingers. The source of his success and pride is gone, and suddenly he's just a 20-year-old in a suit that doesn't fit, playing at businessman. The one person he thought he could trust has betrayed him. And the worst part is, he doesn't understand why.

Andrew Garfield: I think with Mark, up until the end, Eduardo’s hoping at some point Mark’s going to go, “Look, I’m really, really sorry, man. I really messed up. I love you so much, and I just was jealous of you for this. And I acted out like this. Can we be friends again? I’ll give you back as much money as you want. Let’s move in together and we’ll play basketball every day, and we’ll cuddle at night and watch reality TV.” Part of Eduardo in those depositions is just waiting for that moment.

Haha thanks for the message. I’m flattered you think I’m anyone of importance in the fandom, but in fact I’m relatively new to both tumblr and tsn and I really just lurk in the corner and make gifs when the feelings become too much. But good luck! Maybe one of my followers has some ideas?

"I’m the guy the one that wants to help. This is our thing. Now, is there anything that you need to tell me?"

#iwillneverstopcryingaboutthismovie

Thank you for the genius you bring to the screen (and stage)! Actually and script, too.

#sorrynotsorry #butactuallyihavesomanythoughts #plzijustwanttotalkaboutmarkandwardoforever

Happy 3 years everybody!

Heartbreak? You haven't begun to know the meaning of the word.

"Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars."

"That was the act of a child, and not a businessman, and certainly was not the act of a friend."

"Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you."

Be careful what you wish for, Mark Zuckerberg.