DANCE with me BABY!

   Moon walks off of the boat he took to Alola.

Sees the chaos.

         Turns around, moonwalks back onto the boat to go back to Orre.

“Of course. I just heard and thought I’d confirm it. But like you said, it’s in the past. You’re still pretty cool dancer, though.”

     “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?”

     No wait. He doesn’t understand these noises at all.

     “I WILL SNAP YOU IN HALF, YOU OBNOXIOUS BEAN POLE OF A MAN…!”

“Word gets around. All I know is that for a while, while some kid was thwarting Cipher, you’d come in and pick up the leftovers. The Pokemon he didn’t catch, you took from them. In a wau, you helped him out, even with that Shadow Dragonite thing.”

      “So, you know one of my old enemies, do you?”   There goes his signature laugh -- “Fuhohoho!”

    “Tell me.

She gasped. “LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!” She hugged the Ludicolo and offered it a pokepuff.

     “Ein’s been looking into all this fancy-shmancy science stuff with alternates, and he says that you’re me from a timeline where I leave Cipher, but if I follow in your footsteps it’ll be another five years before I catch up with where you are now, my dear! I’ll be 36 then. You’re 35. That, darling other Miror B, means that I’m four years younger than you, but I’d be a year older if I was all caught up.”

     “…At least, I think that’s what Ein was getting at.”

        “Ew. Ein.    But, yes. He is correct. I left Cipher hell I’ve hated Cipher since day one but perhaps that is not a thing I should talk of.

        I also attempted to make my own little evil group but, alas, I got nowhere. And now I am simply on my own for the most part. 

{ Miror B’s actual name, that NOBODY KNOWS, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, is

Marco Bonathan Fifi

Sum my muse up as a news article title

Sum my muse up as a news article title

Sum my muse up as a news article title