fugitoidarian

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

also greg is the most bisexual-coded cartoon dad ever

the thing about misogyny is that nothing makes apparent how prevalent it is faster than just pointing out misogyny, which will have people scuttering out of the damn sewers like ninja turtles to accuse you of being an overly sensitive shit-stirring know-nothing who's making up things to be offended about. which is actually also pretty misogynistic, but if you point it out people will come scuttering out of the damn sewers—

oh Sara Ahmed we're really in it now, etc

btw this also applies to racism, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, fatphobia, etc etc etc

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?