http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9239687

Our first response is: 

My partner and I are gonna have 11 responses:

Responses 1-3 are basically different ways of saying you don't have any causality.

Fourth, you don't quantify the impact.

Fifth, uniqueness. This could happen in any activity. 

Sixth is a clever analogy culminating in some poorly constructed pun.

Seventh and finally, cross apply the analysis made in responses 1-6.

Eighth, speeches are all actually 2 OR 4 minutes, none are 2-4 minutes...unless you suck. 

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I hope you realize what a mindless poostain you are. Yes, I am a role model, flipping deal with it. You know how the freak I became who I am? Because I don't let buttfaces like you tell me what I can and cannot say. Guess what, using profanity adds color and intensity to a statement, sure it takes away some legitimacy, but when have we fecking EVER called ourselves a legitimate body of information to be followed. Yes, you can say "this is a terrifying issue that needs to be discussed" but saying "look how f---ed up this is" not only draws in more readers (because (guess what) pubescent kids like profanity and its allure of prohibition) but it also communicates the core idea more effectively. Adding onto that, part of the reason I am a role model (as you so claim) is because this blog is unfiltered. People ask us things, we respond as mentors who share the same social experience but have a bit more competetive background. God forbid I try to talk to my peers like I'm a peer.

Furthermore you couldnt be taking those quotes more out of context I mean come the floop on. They were both in the April Fool's Prank we pulled about the TOC. 1. It was a prank. Dude (or dudette whoever is asking this). 2. We pulled literally the exact same STUFF the year before. The exact same prank. We changed the wording of the fake webpage. That was bleeping it. AND FURTHERMORE Serene checked back that profanity right after I posted it so if anything that sends the message that not only am I not someone who does the right thing all the time but also other role models (like Serene) should check back their friends.

Lastly, for someone critiquing my language you really have no idea how hypocritical you sound with your word choice. Just saying.

Anna Waters is very pretty.

like VERY pretty.