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half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didnāt. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
Iām too tired for this
Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.
Tā be or not tābe, yāall.
Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.
Ćtāe ou nāpĆ“ zĆŖtāe, vous zāauts.
Iāve been trying to find this post for months. Iām freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.
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this is like 85% of the way to being an actual post
my high score
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
GET MAD!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON*Ā LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN,Ā WITH THE LEMONS!Ā
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THATāLL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

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Oh my god my best friend did the faceswap thing and-
yo so like what would pianos look like if our fingers were as long as our legs
Roses are Red, Potatoes are bliss, Tater tots french fries, Why did I make this. Thought up this pillow yesterday and immediately made it.Ā Why? Why not! A few of these available currently, and a custom word option available. Suggestions for new designs welcome!
I NEED IT
3.00 am
Brain: the fuck are you still doing up?
Me: I have no idea...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Me: *opens new tumblr tab*
Brain: Yeah! Let's do that! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MARVELOUS FUCKING IDEA!

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IāM SCREAMING WHHYYYYY???!!!
Do Transformers take out life insurance or car insurance?
What if people get divorces because God stopped shipping them?
I will not go down with that ship

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Have you ever thought about the gap between imagination and reality? Like would it be imaginary or real? What if there's a third state that we're unaware of
Nonny, you ask the real questions
what if we're just fetuses developing to become old and death is us being born?
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