Mr. Grumps

Fuck your white horse and a carriage

Get your Riri Valentines hot off the press

Two of my favorite things in the world are my dog and Harry Styles. Guess what? Turns out they are the same thing, what are we going to do about it?

They are the same when they smile.

They are the same when they are sleeping.

They are the same when they are sad.

They are the same when they are thinking “Don’t you touch me.”

When they are angry.

When their tongues are out.

When they are looking up.

When they are looking into the distance.

When they are looking into the distance again, but the other way this time.

When they are modeling in nice black and white.

When they have things in their mouths.

Look, here they are looking the same and also they both look stoned:

Betcha didn’t think I had two for that one, but I do because they have the same facial expressions, like look at this one:

Which one is Harry and which one is my dog?

I can’t tell, especially when they’re both wearing fancy outfits.

They’re both just so cute and I can’t handle it.

Even their feet look the same.

It’s actually too much for me and I’m going to explode.