Fucking Dead Inside

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

Cleric ultimate weapon

Tell me Will

still really disappointed that the ONE time they tried to assassinate a conservative president he lived

nixon getting his ass handed to him!

Wait do you mean watergate or did someone actually beat him up

they put his ass in a peach!!!

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

Schrodinger’s hospitality rules

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again