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the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a question of why our generation is so depressed and anxious like I’ll tell you why?? everything i read breaks my heart and my capacity to empathize and be outraged is absolutely maxed out. yeah i’m sad bitch! we’re all sad! there’s no relief!

sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

(1983)

2016

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.

Aquaman can manipulate and control the seas, oceans and their creatures, and therefore controlling 71% of the earth’s surface, while also having full knowledge of the massive unexplored percentage of said oceans, and yet he is a laughing stock in popular media while a billionaire furry with a bdsm kink who fights clowns is seen as a badass please explain