Certified Trash Prompts

"Did you just throw a grenade?"

"So evertything about my childhood was a lie - and you thought I'd be happy to know that?"

"What the hell do you mean that was kinky?! I just saved your skin!"

"People have died for less, I just want you to know."

"Oh god, I squirted it in my eye!!"

"Did you just carve your name into that table?"

"We all know there are three sacred tenents - and thou shalt not touch my shit is one of them!"

"God, why are you so jumpy!?"

"Was that actually a sentence or did you just summon a demon?"

"You changed your number again!? You prick!"

"Must you be such a stoic asshole about everything?"

"So? I'd let her step on me!"

"Do you ever actually open the attachments I send you?"

"Please crack me like a glow stick in those strong arms."

"I had a bunch of Chinese food and 4 White Claws, so I'm not sure how this mission is gonna go bud."

"Well, it's going to be one hell of a learning curve getting used to these controls."

"You ever tried muscle relaxants?"