FUCKABLE ROBOT BRACKET

just because there's not any explicit robot dick or hole images doesn't mean there won't be discussion of robot fucking on the fuckable robot bracket blog. there's plenty of reasons to not wanna read that and I won't judge (you're a minor, you're not into robots, etc). but once the bracket starts you're gonna get made fun of if you come into my inbox and yell at me for being into robots (unless despite my due diligence I failed to get rid of a robot it's sus to be into). thus, this is your last warning:

Q: why didn't you include [x]? A: because no one submitted them (or because someone submitted them but their age was too vague) (or because someone submitted them but they're a real life person's sona)

Q: [x] isn't even a robot! they're a cyborg/have cybernetics/a computer program/an AI! A: the requirements to be included were that they have to be partially robotic or otherwise non-organic. there's no way to define a "robot" that includes all characters considered "robotfucker material" and excludes all characters considered "robotfucker material".

Q: this matchup is unfair! A: i tried to pair characters from the same popular fandom characters for some fandoms with a LOT of robotfuckers (like transformers). all the other matchups were RNG. i started with 192 characters. that's too many to reasonably expect each matchup to be hand-selected. if i included less characters i'd have to kick out a LOT of niche characters and i wanted to give them a chance. (also there will eventually be a losers bracket for round 1 losers, but idk when that'll be.)

Q: who the hell would wanna fuck this? A: you are on a robotfucking blog. we fuck robots here. (seriously, if it's a character that's a kid somehow, tell me. i take that seriously. if you're mad someone thinks the GNK droid is sexy, idk what to tell you.)

Q: who's your favorite sexy robot? A: if the geth think they're so much better than organics, they need to stop shooting us and start beating us at our own game. RAIL ME, COWARDS. (legion counts though.)

* means they participated in either 1.0 or 2.0

! means they need submissions

^ means they finished at least one bracket

? means I haven't found their correct name

@fuckable-old-man-battle * ^

@multigenderswagbracket * !

@most-delicious-bugsnax-bracket *

@beststarwars ^

@tastypolls

@tmblrsfavshow

@battle-of-the-birds

@villain-championship *

@les-mis-guy-supreme ^

@aa-autistics-showdown

@hungry-guys-tourney * ^

@worst-room-tournament

@queer-ship-tournament ^

@school-of-all-time

@fictional-royals-tournament !

@a-dinosaur-a-day ^

@bestfictionaldivorce * ^

@character-of-all-time

@map-projection-showdown ^

@ultimate-poll-tournament (ME??) * ^ ...

@favcharacterpoll

@desi-character-tournament

@columbidaecontest

@pokemon-poll-party *

@tnt-tourney

@sillygirlpoll

@sillyboysmackdown

@catholic-character-tournament

@fuckablerobotbracket

@sonic-transmasc-swag-tourney

current plan is for all of these to post sometime on may 3! but i haven't queued them yet. may 3 is the earliest date these could go up and if i end up missing that deadline i will inform you guys the date they WILL drop.

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Where families of choice from all across the internet ruthlessly compete to find out who is the most family of them all

RULES

Fictional found families only

You can submit as many families as you like, but you can only submit each family once

Propaganda is encouraged :)

On that note, though, do not drag other competitors down to make yours seem better. Be nice to each other, and don't be an asshole

This is meant to be a fun, silly little tournament, and if people start getting too heated about it, whichever competitor they're rooting for WILL be disqualified

Submit HERE. Submissions anywhere other than this google form will be ignored (submissions will close whenever I feel like I have enough)

This was inspired by these tournaments, go check them out! :) @they-are-so-gender @bangerbattlethemes @topdisease @fuckablerobotbracket @dragon-tournament @scp-tournment @ultimatemessywomantournament @rock-swag-tournament @officialweezerelections @babygirl-beatdown @blorbopoll