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Hopeful guys

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

Jumping over Mama

"Something wrong? Hmm?"

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

This is actually a really good example of an issue all trans people experience and should be able to relate to each other about, but these people are too busy sniffing their own oppression Olympics farts to think about what other types of trans people go through.

i will decide the truth. 🐦‍⬛

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

fried eggs: The Day of Judgement has come and you have been found Wanting. We will rain Boiling Oil upon your sinful flesh. We will break our yolks in the pan for No Reason. We will cleave to the metal so tightly that you will Scrape and Scrape and not be rid of us. You wanted a "little something" in your bagel? Woe! Woe be upon ye! The only things you'll be putting on that bagel are Scraps and Regret

“Egg [x7]”