Blep.

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

incandescent

Thats george washington

many more fat sluts discovered in the arctic

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

Guess what showed up in the mail today

Hint: it’s yellow

a big yellow donger

Q eye except Jonathan has a gun

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

6th century BC Twitter

it has come to my attention that some of my followers aren’t aware that I am keeping a secret… this post is to let everyone know that I am keeping a dark, mysterious secret