I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

need someone to do some permanent shit to me during sex. i need to be fundamentally altered in a way that is both meaningful and tangible. or whatever.

EPIC official library post

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

The only thing crazier than Johnny Cash being a murderer on a Columbo episode is how bad he wants to fuck Columbo. And the only thing crazier than that is how standard that is for your general Columbo murderer.

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I am drawing a tongue and i fear it got hornier then i was planning

im owning how horny this is