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no one laugh but i lost the login to this account apart from on mobile so im at @frogiveness now

today i hate myself!

being an adult is taking your tablets with chocolate milk

i think im.on till one like uuggggh its bad like sure i get to dit down all day but i literally have no choice but to serve people and im gonna have a 7 hour shift without the full break im.entitled to anD UGH!!!!

what did bitcoin crash??

[dracula voice] i vant to suck your pengis

nyone else ever just wanna take their shoes off and sit cross legged on ur chair but ur serving customers in the middle of your shift and dread the scenario where you could be serving your potential future husband who is firting with you and you have to call your manager over fir whatever reason and they stand behind your till and say to you "prince why arent you wearing any shoes. why are your socks odd" and you have no way how to respond to that whilst still coming across as a potential date for this cute guy please help ive been thinking about this exact scenario for months

hate it when my buttcheek twitches like what nerve is that what part of my subconscious body was like "fcuk this left cheek just needs to twitch Right Fucking Now"

post on this website: Ahh! Ahh My Poopy! Ahh Pickle Rick My Poopy!!!!!! art student who failed because they did nothing but draw doctor who fanart and call their teacher a bitch: Wow! This Reminds Me So Much Of Dadaism Because