Mind your business

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

maldens

Not to be fat on main or whatever but like. Sometimes I think about how every “pretty boy” is a skinny fucker and how being skinny is So In Right Now and how thinness is beauty and lose my mind lol like fat people aren’t allowed to have flaws like acne or bad hair hair days because you’re only allowed one flaw at a time, and ours is always fatness, and I think about how the only “acceptable” fat people are people who hyper preform gender or make themselves a laughing stock and even then they’re only “cute” or “pretty in a renaissance way” because you can’t see us being pretty Now, the only times we’re hot is when we’re a fetish or when “I never liked conventionally attractive people” and (reactor meltdown in my brain noise)

Maybe you aren’t annoying, maybe they were just annoyed. Maybe your entire personality can’t be boiled down to actions others found disruptive. Maybe peoples feelings are subjective views of you, not objective. The same way we teach kids to say “I feel angry when you do this thing” instead of “you made me angry!” maybe you should consider that people, due to their own personal beliefs about social interaction, felt annoyed in response to your actions but that that doesn’t necessarily mean you did something bad or are something bad. And while its sweet that you want to make sure people don’t have negative feelings, there’s a lot of humans in this world and we’re always going to be stepping on each others toes so maybe don’t let people feeling annoyed with you define you. 

That's cute and all but I'm sure you will be annoyed if you ever meet me

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

standing up too quickly gives me temporary acces to the floor

Standing up to quickly gives me temporary access to no colors

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag