Behold the frog!

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

This June, I need Gen Z queers to understand that some people are closeted.

Even if someone who isnt out does share any life details with you, you keep those to yourself. You tread carefully and assume others dont know until told otherwise. And sometimes you lie and help keep that closet door shut. It is ok to feel super weird about it if someone comes out to you as trans but tells you to only use their preferred name and pronouns privately just the two of you. It's fine to feel uncomfortable when people ask you if a gay person has an opposite gendered partner. It is so valid to feel weird and bad deadnaming someone even though they requested it. It stops being valid if you do anything other than they asked. Feel your feelings, and keep them to yourself - someone else's identity isn't about you.

LMAO GOD DAMN GUYS

you stole dog blood

genuinamente chi ha pensato che questa canzone fosse una buona idea

J Ax I wasn't familiar with your game...

Evil Carlo si è già rotto le palle di Sanremo

Ultimo anno di Carlo Conti HO CAPITO BENE DEVO PRENDERE LA BOTTIGLIA?

Lundini alla conduzione would be sweet, but Lundini alla direzione artistica would defeat the evil of the world