Frocksharp

Front to Back Whether I'm viewed from the front or the back, It's quite clear to me, silver's the new black. Camilla and Marc dress. Alexander McQueen earrings. Aurelie Bidermann cuff. Maurice Lacroix watch. Photo: rder29

All a-flutter My dress is all a-flutter, in the warm summer breeze, With a handy man to hug me, there's no way I'll freeze. Camilla dress. Christopher Kane bag. Maurice Lacroix watch. Photo: @rder29 Location: Hentley Farm Winery, Barossa Valley With Dr. Charlie Teo.

Stuck in the Middle I'm stuck in the middle, my escort so gallant, So dashing and handsome, a surfeit of talent. Camilla dress. Location: Hentley Farm Winery, Barossa Valley. With Dr. Charlie Teo.

Sinking Feeling We're standing in a field, with a man in a skirt, Our heels in the grass, as we sink into the dirt. Camilla dress. Photo: @rder29 Location: Hentley Farm Winery, Barossa Valley

Piping Hot  My dress is Camilla, my version of plaid, Matching the piper, I'm perfectly clad. Camilla dress. Christopher Kane bag. Alexander McQueen bracelet. Photo: @rder29 Location: Hentley Farm Winery, Barossa Valley.

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Posing, but not Posing Feigning to ignore, the lens on my face, Posing as always, you know, just in case. Opening Ceremony dress. Mauboussin pendant. Nicole Fendel earrings. Baume et Mercier watch.

Swinging the Bling It's twenty-seventeen, I'm in full swing: A dress full of silver, an ear full of bling. Christopher Kane dress. Alexander McQueen earrings.

Flowing and Flaring for NYE 2016/17 I'm primed for the party, in silver and blue, I'm flowing and flaring, and flammable too. Christopher Kane dress. Alexander McQueen earrings. Aurelie Bidermann cuff. Maurice Lacroix watch.

Pulling my weight New weights have arrived; they're so pink, they're so me, The perfect shade makes the perfect accessory. McQ dress. Alexander McQueen bracelet. Shaun Leane earrings. Baume et Mercier watch. Cartier ring; Mauboussin ring. Nine West shoes. Gym Direct weights. Photo: @rder29

Highlights on the back of my head The lights in my hair are so artfully spun, The back of my head is second to none.

Blending into Bondi The beach is all around me:  the sun, the sea, the sand, But I'm quite high and dry here, all safely on the land. Christopher Kane dress and cuff. Shaun Leane earrings. Location: QT Bondi, Sydney. Photo: @rder29

Blending into Bondi A splash of colour on my dress, Now more is more, and less is less. Christopher Kane dress, cuff and bag. Shaun Leane earrings. Cartier ring; Aurelie Bidermann ring. Maurice Lacroix watch. Location: QT Hotel Bondi, Sydney. Photo: @rdr29

Mirror Mirror Mirror, mirror on the wall, How come I'm not ten feet tall? That's how I feel, it's what I thought ... But in the mirror, I'm quite short. Mary Katrantzou dress. Baume et Mercier watch. Aurelie Bidermann cuff.

Mirror mirror on the wall, How come I'm not ten feet tall? That's how I feel, that's what I thought, But in the mirror, I'm quite short. @marykatrantzou @aureliebidermann @baumeetmercier #fashion #style #fashionpoetry #mirror @grazia_au @graziauk @refinery29 @refinery29uk (at Hyde Park)

Going for the Cake I'm approaching the croque, In my C. Kane frock. But my fringing is dangling, I'm risking a strangling. Christopher Kane dress. Shaun Leane earrings. Location: Bronte Beach, Sydney. Photo: @rdr29

Surfing in Bondi In black and yellow, I'm making a splash, I'm out to impress, I'm cutting a dash.