The Sky Was Cloudy Gray

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

pour one out for all the adults who grew up "gifted" and dont know how to not feel like a failure for not making 100k a year yet

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

at this point i think destroying twitter would do a whole lot of good to society at large

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe