shitpost galore

Sonic was sick of all the cheating.

He wanted bubsy all to himself and knew what he had to do

Sonic asked bubsy to be his husband

Bubsy knew that sonic was a cash cow he couldnt let get away, so he agreed. He knew that he couldn’t make it on his own. the woolies strike back wasnt selling, the game had broken the steam record for most refunded game. He didn’t even have a furry fan base following him, he was fucked. and on this day, his insecurities were showing.

They had invited everyone they knew, sonic’s friends, bubsy’s past fucks. sonic wanted a lot of people to share this special day with him. Bubsy wanted gifts.

The priest started the ceremony. Sonic had never felt so much happiness, Not saving the world, not going fast, no. Finding someone he could spend the rest of his life raising Chaos with.

sonic glanced to his side

 “...Now It’s my please to announce you, cat and mouse. You may kiss your friggin husband.”

The crowd erupted in cheer as flowers fell from the sky. This was the perfect day

Unusually sappy Subsy for the AMV

It’s valentines day! and sonic has prepared a whole romantic day planned for Bubsy. He told Bubsy that he had to work, little does bubsy know his ‘work’ is a surprise gift for him! ^w^

Sonic walks into the bedroom and drops his gifts.

Bubsy is fucking Inuyasha. He’s being cheated on AGAIN

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” sonic is furious “what the fuck? MEW weren't supposed to be home today. what CAT dragged you in here?” “ITS VALENTINES DAY!” sonics eyes are overflowing with tears. “How the hell was i sup-PAW-ed to know that? now shut up so i can finish”

While her dadies are fighting Lucarianna sees oen of the boxes daddy sonic dropped. 

She pops one of the sweets into her mouth. Its the most amazing thing she has ever eaten. she stuffs her mouth one by one with this amazing food

dogs can’t eat chocolate. rip