bright eyed weaver of tall tales

Please don’t

You don't want life saving surgery???

NOT RECREATIONALLY?

I do. It might not stick though. How are you with organs that regrow?

If I ever turned evil do you think I’d still be allowed to be purple

Purple is a traditionally evil color. Like green. You’d be fine.

I’m sorry when has green ever been ominous

You didn’t watch a lot of disney as a kid did you.

If I ever turned evil do you think I’d still be allowed to be purple

Purple is a traditionally evil color. Like green. You’d be fine.

If you ever want to know why I’m like this please ask Ambrose

He taught me everything I know like how to fake my death.

What

If you ever want to know why I’m like this please ask Ambrose

Does anyone wanna learn a new spell I’m working on

I can’t do storm magic for shit but if you wanna WATCH me blow something up—

hello myth enemy with five or more pips. you're not about to cast earthquake, are you.

hello myth enemy with five or more pips. you're not about to cast earthquake, are you.

The paramedics ask me my blood type and I confidently tell them it’s red

I know this bc it is everywhere what a dumb question. now put it back

I could take Daren Whisperwind. It wouldn’t be hard. I’ve come this far. I’m already god.