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save me obi wan 

this looks like something out of south park jesus christ!!

my muse

toddler mutant ninja turtles

SNART

SNART: the way to complete my blog.

how does phone sex end?

self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

self care is playing league of legends and enjoying it

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post