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Paying for an online IQ test is failing the IQ test.

Wearing headphones to eavesdrop on people is the modern version of wearing sunglasses to watch people

Guys get erections every morning, the concept of morning varies depending where you live, so because of the time zones, humanity has been doing a “boner wave” around the earth since the dawn of humanity

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

Trying to pee in a urinal without farting when there are other people around is one of life’s hardest minigames.

My dog walks up to me, burps, then leaves 😒

Farts***** for me lol