remorse

I hate hotels.

I second that.

I do my best. Boys can be so strange. Wouldn’t your butt get cold?

Your only protection being paper-thin tighty-whities? I can only imagine.

Well good for that lady. I don’t think  I could have controlled my laughter. But how do they get their pants to stay there is the real question. Plus you have to do that weird shuffle kind of walk.

You ask the hard-hitting questions.

Haha. Wow. I’d have to say that must have been a sight to see. I never understood that trend in the first place. I don’t need to see your underwear, thanks.

It was. When it happened, I just kind of sat there, flabbergasted. I have never understood it either. It's not really comfortable. At least, I can't imagine it being the slightest bit comfy.

It was brilliant. I don't think I've been so excited about something for a long time.

I was disgusted enough when I discovered that people actually eat pickles, and now they’re putting them in sandwiches? That’s disgusting.

They are! I've never been fond of pickles, and I think they just ruin any food they are wedged into.

That’s the best part though…

But it's so bitter, and a little strong in my opinion.

I’m gonna need someone to buy me a turtle in the next five seconds, otherwise fits will be thrown.

A turtle? Why exactly a turtle? Don't you want a more conventional house pet? Like, a dog?

Could have said it better myself.

Please excuse my lack of enthusiasm, I'm just not a very enthusiastic person.