Fresh Out Of Fucks

what I look like when I'm considering getting out of bed for the day

got em!

it’s like that out here now??

who’s g’ma is this

heartwarmingly ridiculous

well that burn was a lil crisper than I thought...

kinky...

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

Also, there’s a man on a horse at the drive-thru window.

Is that a drive through window inside of a building ?????

The levels of chaos in this one photo

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

bars...