Heading in the right direction

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

GUYS

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

when the Bro’s are talking abt morning wood but you’re a trans guy and want 2 fit in

THE ENDING OMG

My all time favourite hc is that all men think Legolas as calm and cold as ice and snow, unmoved by mere mortal emotions and yet every single elf thinks Legolas loud and a complete emotional wreck who’s poker face is as bad as his love of dwarves and men and random emotional outbursts and he’s entirely too affectionate.

Encounter: Woodland Fountain of Something (roll d6; one draught may take effect per day)