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i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

Lmfao

LMFAOOO THIS VIDEO WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNYYY 😩😂😂😂

Home boy is LOOKING at the puppet while arguing. He think he talking to the puppet fr fr. 😂

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

The passive agressive energy of this

aquarius and pisces

he’s so hot someone hold me