Can someone … uh . . lend a hand?
Uh, is th-this gonna be li-like that pro-project we had.. But with a real baby?
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Can someone … uh . . lend a hand?
Uh, is th-this gonna be li-like that pro-project we had.. But with a real baby?

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It’s cold, alright!? I did what I had to do.
Th-that’s so many lay-layers, Phe….
Good thing I’m not asking you to do that.
I- What? I-I thought you.. I mean, I-I.. don’t know.
I-I’m sorry, but I-I can’t take y-you seriously while y-you look like th-that.
"The attitude you have to have walking into the room is not "fuck you", it’s "fuck it". It’s out of your hands, just go in and do your job."

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I-I'm pretty s-sure that dude sent his-his kid over here more th-than once already for a stick-sticker, but th-that's just me.
To Freddie,
Ho ho hey, I’m your Secret Santa! I didn’t really know what to buy at first, considering we’ve never talked before but I found this sweater the other day so I thought it would be a great present for you. And I also bought a packet of marshmallows, just in case you didn’t like the sweater. You should totally put it in your hot chocolate, by the way, makes it 100% better. Anyway, I hope you like both of the presents!Â
Oh and have a happy New Year!
Ki Rhee xx
[text] can't you just permanently be the sunglasses emoji? [text] but it's festive, and i'm a sucker for anything remotely christmas related. [text] why is that sad face!?
[text]: where's the fun in that?
[text]: i thought it was the 4th of july??
[text]: i don't like maybes when it comes to you. i like the definite answers like yes or no.
[text] i hope you're kidding [text] you say that like candy canes /aren't/ a big deal [text] okay, maybe a few kisses under the mistletoe might help as well. maybe
[text]: maybe, maybe not.
[text]: it’s just peppermint, phe. it's literally the stuff your grandma pulls out from the bottom of her purse every time you see her.
[text]: :(Â
[text] i don't like it :( [text] yeah, i'm fine with that. but you're still going to have to make it up to me... through candycanes
[text]: that emoticon was me for the last few weeks.
[text]: i won't disagree to that but candy canes? that's all?Â

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[text] yeah, so am i [text] i can barely even remember that thing before
[text]: okay good. because i’m not used to not talking to you for this long.
[unsent text]: you should, phe. like you should remember how i'm going to keep disappointing you in the long run like i always do. but maybe that's just me being me.
[text]: can we just forget about it? it was really stupid to begin with.
[text] i miss you
[text]: i miss you too, yeah.
[text]: i'm sorry. for that thing before.
I think it snowed, like, once. At 5am. But melted before anyone else had the chance to wake up.Â
Oh.. Well, th-that one time's gonna give me hope... Maybe I should starting waking up at five like you, so I don't miss out on important things like this.

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It’ll come soon enough, it’s just the start of the month. Jolly Red can’t stop by without sprinkling some snow, anyway.
Yeah, I-I know. I just d-don't want him... want him to be late with it, you know?
Wh… where’s the s-snow? I-I’m hoping f-for a wh-white Christmas.