Supernatural is Trans

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

thinking about hands again. I would have made a great Athenian sculptor. I had too much to drink after dinner but there is much to be said for the virtues of a gently-dimpled knuckle or the soft crease of a bent wrist. of the pre-dawn horizon where the pale skin of the underside of a palm meets the dark skin of the top of the hand. of the gibbous-moon of the nail. the swell of the thumb.

I’ve known so many women with hands like this who’ve spoken so poorly of them. It’s always broken my heart that I could give them nothing more than bland and unconvincing reassurances without crossing the line into impropriety. How do you tell someone that the shallow little divots above their fingers remind you of impressions left in marble from the friction of innumerable kisses?

i think it’s funny when people are like “dark fiction or tragic fiction is ok if it’s about overcoming trauma or showing the outcome of a mistake” bc like that feels weirdly christian (though not saying only christianity promotes that) like it must always have a “moral” or whatever and meanwhile aristotle’s idea of catharsis is like “hey sometimes people just feel better and have their negative emotions purged when they see fucked up shit happening to an innocent fictional character that did no wrong in the story because as a fictional story literally no one is getting hurt”

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

Leave it to humans to make faces out of wacky shaped jelloes

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with