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Aquarius placements always act detached until someone tries to control them then suddenly they remember every human emotion at once

Cancer moons can forgive you and still never look at you the same again. That moon remembers everything. Every tone change every weird pause and every sentence that technically sounded fine but felt off

Taurus placements do not move fast because they are lazy. They move slow because they hate wasting energy on nonsense. If a Taurus suddenly cuts someone off without drama, trust me…they thought about it for months

People with heavy Neptune placements either become artists, spiritual people, hopeless romantics or professional excuse makers. Sometimes all four at once

Virgo risings notice details nobody else sees. Your chipped nail, your fake laugh. The way your mood changed after checking your phone. Nothing escapes them and it's scary

Sagittarius placements always accidentally expose the truth during jokes. They will say something insane while laughing and everyone else slowly realizes they were dead serious

Libra placements attract attention without trying then act shocked when people project entire love stories onto them after one conversation

Capricorn placements are either emotionally unavailable or secretly the most caring people alive. No in between. They will buy you medicine, send money, fix your problem and still refuse to say I missed you

12th house placements can disappear for weeks and somehow still know everybody's business. I don't know how they do it either

Gemini placements flirt like it's cardio. Half the time they are not even serious. They just enjoy the interaction and suddenly someone is planning a wedding 🐥

Leo moons need praise more than they admit. Ignore them too long and they start feeling like a forgotten celebrity from 2007....it's not fun

Mars in water signs gets underestimated a lot. Those are the people who stay calm for months then suddenly explode

People with Saturn touching the Moon in synastry either become permanent in each other's lives or emotionally exhaust each other. There's rarely a casual middle ground there

Pisces placements always know when someone is lying. They just pretend they don't because they want to see how far the person will go

Aries placements fall in love fast but lose interest even faster if the energy becomes boring, repetitive or too controlled

People with Venus in the 8th house don't want temporary or fake love. They want obsession, loyalty, emotional depth and telepathy. They want the type of connection that changes their brain chemistry a little 🤌🏼that's me

Scorpio risings can literally stay silent and still intimidate people. Sometimes they are just buying groceries while strangers are projecting villain energy onto them for no reason

And one thing about moon square moon synastry..…you can care about each other deeply and still react to emotions in completely opposite ways. One person wants to talk immediately. The other disappears into a cave. One wants reassurance. The other wants space. It creates attraction but also emotional whiplash if both people are not mature enough to understand each other

Astrology gets really funny when you realize most birth charts are just this person has trust issues but in a.........

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