proud misandrist

He’s right.

Wait, am I, like… alive right now? I, like… thought I died, or something…

I thought I told Maya not to channel random individuals for fun anymore…

Ouch… That was, like… sooo rude of you? Like… I’m back from the dead and, like… that’s what you said? 

My bad, Miss... Ehm. Spirit. Just make sure you don’t treat her body badly. Perhaps eat lots of vegetables. She does not do that enough.

Wait, am I, like… alive right now? I, like… thought I died, or something…

I thought I told Maya not to channel random individuals for fun anymore...

Phoenix Wright is a truly disgusting man.

Hey I think he’s pretty neat personally even if he is a bit of a weirdo sometimes :/

He just told me he does not shower. That fool needs to take some lessons in hygiene before I tell his daughter to spray him outside with the hose.

getting sprayed with a hose? that sounds like fun! Mr. Edgeworth’s garden has a hose! @emairl @officialmayafey if you both can make it over there in half an hour then we can all try spraying eachother with it!

okay ill be right over! im just gonna write a note real quick telling kristoph where i went so he doesnt worry :)

Well, you all are not the intended targets, but... Whatever makes you three happy, I suppose. As long as you make sure to get Phoenix Wright in the aftermath of it. He smells terrible.

Phoenix Wright is a truly disgusting man.

Hey I think he’s pretty neat personally even if he is a bit of a weirdo sometimes :/

He just told me he does not shower. That fool needs to take some lessons in hygiene before I tell his daughter to spray him outside with the hose.

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It’s true XD, I was looking through Mr. Edgeworths bank details earlier… you won’t believe how much he’s given Mr. Wright in the past month LOL

…

THAT MUCH A MONTH?!?!?!?

It’s embarrassing, really...

prosecutor von karma do you have any extra im thirsty

I’m afraid Maya has drank it all... Very quickly.

THANK YOU FRANZY!! I LOVE YOUUUU

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does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

thats not real go back to sleep shhhh

go take a shower

yet another reason why men are disgusting. they don’t bathe.

does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

thats not real go back to sleep shhhh

go take a shower

does anyone know what chocolate milk is.

it’s chocolate flavored milk, and its usually sold around the same place as the other types of milk in the grocery store? if you can’t find any though, you could always try and make your own! All you need is some chocolate, milk, and a blender!!

i see. thank you miss faraday

@officialmayafey hello beloved

hi franzy!! :D

what did you want me to pick up at the grocery store again

chocolate milk

ok got it

@officialmayafey hello beloved

hi franzy!! :D

what did you want me to pick up at the grocery store again