Dirty Thoughts Are Bad!

Asteroids at EVO when

I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something

Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy

Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.

were you cooking this in the sewer

Chernobyl fleshlight

Fort/Stay Nite

*me watching hollywood movies about ancient egypt*

a king leading his men into battle

I’m LOVING Jack Black’s look for the Met Gala

Play a gunslinger, who critically misunderstands their role as a gunslinger and just throws guns.

IT’S TIME FOR THIS AGAIN

@beheeyem