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My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.
it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.
"Stephen King isn't as good because he got woke"
"Stephen King went down hill because of society changing and he can't keep up"
"Stephen King's writing is worse because he's prioritizing quantity over quality"
"Stephen King's ability is deteriorating because that just happens as you get older"
WRONG
Stephen King's writing isn't the same because he's no longer doing a line of coke before sitting down in front of a typewriter and letting the coke do half of the plot development and writing. Alas I have no choice but to support his addiction recovery and growth as a person but he needs something else to replace the cocaine. My vote is white monster.
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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Just a reminder: "POC" is not an adjective, it is a noun. If you're trying to describe a non white character, you don't say "POC character"-- it would be "character of color". Otherwise you're literally saying "person of color character" which... isn't correct.
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
I have a new idea for a play and the basic concept is that it's four boring suburban Jewish parents having an emergency meeting because a 19 year old stoner who spends all his time on 4chan being racist cracked the code and figured out the big giant conspiracy that all Jews are in on and how all Jews including these four suburbanites secretly control the entire world and every conspiracy theory is true and it's all a big satire of antisemitic conspiracies and how fucking stupid they are of you give them three seconds of thought.
There's a joke in South Park where George Bush is explaining how 9/11 really was an inside job and he has so explain all these ridiculous things ideas that would have to be true for any of the conspiracy theory to be true and basically doing that same thing with a lot of antisemitic conspiracies
Another thing is the hypocrisy, basically this one guy on 4chan would be a stand-in for antisemites as a whole, and there would be lines like someone explaining in horror how he figured out that they have every politician except for the ones he happens to like in their pockets
i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me
to be honest i forgot he did that
I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr
help i forgot this was all over some baby too
i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her
about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

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Okay I'm trying to design a poster for a play (it's silhouettes because it's a theatrical play lol)
which is better?
Option 1 (lady in a lab coat in the middle)
option 2 (lady in the lab coat off to the side)
(note: the basic outlines of the characters were traced from Canva assets because I can't draw silhouettes, the arms and legs, clothes, hair, accessories and everything were done by me. Text, background, and texture are all from Canva)
Reasons why I like each one under the cut:
Rumpelstiltskin had the right idea if I made a deal with a lady that I could kidnap her newborn son as long as she couldn't guess my name and then I want to my home to sing a song about how she's never gonna figure out my name was Rumpelstiltskin, and then the next day I showed up and she asked if my name was Rumpelstiltskin, I too would get so fucking mad that I grab my leg and tear myself in half
My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.
I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.
Henry the Fifth
- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.
- NEVER talk about people behind their back.
Antony and Cleopatra
- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]
- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.
Hamlet
- ALWAYS act decisively
- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]
Romeo and Juliet
- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision
- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]
The Merchant of Venice
- ALWAYS pay your debts.
- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”
The Tempest
- ALWAYS try to forgive others.
- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]
Midsummer Night’s Dream
- ALWAYS stay on forest trails
- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]
Twelfth Night
- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us
- NEVER read other people’s mail
Macbeth
- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]
- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.
Yeah, I was re-reading the Tempest like “hmmm will they even understand the subtle themes here… this might be a cut-and-dry magic story to them.”
Kid 1 (known intellectual): Wait, Prospero is like… a colonizer to the magical creatures. He showed up on their island and enslaved them.
Kid 2: Enslaving people is bad! Is Prospero a bad guy?
Kid 3: But Caliban is bad! He wanted to kidnap Miranda.
Me: Yeah, it’s kind of hard, isn’t it? Just like how in real life most people are a mix of good and bad.
Kid 4: …is this why Shakespeare is supposed to be, like, really good?

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frankenstein(s): weird science
I wanted to let you know that your vid will screen tonight at Vid Party, part of Wiscon (a feminist and diverse scifi/fantasy convention - currently online only). Thanks for making such an amazing vid, it is contributing to a beloved event!
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Animal Farm covers I designed!!
I wish these were real I don’t really like any of the existing animal farm covers that much 😭