Frankenpaul says it all …

Logic is hard.

Quite a cheesy thought.

This one just bites

So about 35 years ago I started collecting little jars of hot sauce that had fun labels. I kept them in the pantry for laughs. Then a few months ago it hit me … "why the hell am I letting these things take up space in my house?" So I started putting them on my food. Yes I started eating 35 year old hot sauce and I survived them all! Some were hot and some were meh. But I bought them for their labels not their taste. This was my favorite label. How could I not buy it?!

I honestly thought it was going to be funny. #donttrythisathome

I feel his pain.

It's not easy being green

What nightmares are made of. 

Breathtaking!

Problem solved. I took this photo of our Fourth of July party down in Slater, Iowa. A huge fight broke out over where the Cheetos went. I didn't analyze the photo until the next day. I guess we missed the obvious. 

You shouldn't clown around when it comes to the eclipse. #myeyes! #eclipse #creepyclown

Some decisions turn out to be bad ones.

The Magic 8 Ball is never wrong!

The holidays are over. Time to get moving again. I hope the gym doesn’t require me to have two memberships to get in.

This is the only way I can mentally get through Winter.

I wish I could jump that high.

Little Isabella doesn't suffer fools gladly