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When I found out my girlfriend had somnophilia I got so turned on. Like, yes, please touch puppy when he’s sleepy and can barely move let alone speak. Please whisper dirty little things to your good puppy that his confused, groggy brain can barely make out. Rub all over puppy’s body that’s all sensitive and warm from sleep. Call puppy a good boy for taking what mommy gives him. Overstimulate the shit outta your sweet boy please, please, please~

The conflicting mindset of wanting to be someone’s pretty little puppy, being a good pampered boy, but also someone’s dirty work dog, a worthless mutt who takes it like a man, like UGHHHHHH