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For the Snapedom
Another video game idea, but this one is horror. Fair warning, it is quite dark.
Canon as we know it has gone awry. The Golden Trio failed in their hunt for Horcruxes and were subsequently killed. Voldemort rose unhindered to power, conquering the Wizarding world. All four Heads of House were executed (including the Headmaster Severus Snape, who still died with his role as double-agent spy unknown) along with all Muggleborn students. The half-bloods, not quite seen as totally impure yet still not worthy to mingle with the Purebloods, were subsequently exiled from Hogwarts.
As time progressed and Voldemort grew more powerful and more maniacal, even the Purebloods began to realize and fear. Slowly but surely they began withdrawing their children from school and fleeingโimmigrating, hiding away, some of those within the Death Eater circle even going so far as to snuff their own lives.
When Hogwarts had but a handful of miserable students left, Tom Riddle realized he had better things to do, more places to be. He abandoned the school and went to overthrow the weak and Darkly corrupted Ministry of Magic, where he currently presides, monitoring all of Wizarding Britain.
The year is 2018. You, the player, are a half-blood ex-student who has retuned to Scotlandโto Hogwartsโin search of the whispers you used to hear. Horcruxesโฆperhaps a fanciful dream, perhaps a glorious reality. All you know is that four are left, the symbols of the Founders who built the place.
But you are not alone. Ghosts wander these cold, empty corridors; multitudes more than there were in Harry Potterโs days. All of the portraits were burned or torn apart with magical daggers; no longer do the walls ripple with the warm chatter and bustle of painted beings.
No, the ghosts are all that is left now. You can often find Minerva McGonagall floating in the owlery, staring blankly out at the barren crags of the Scottish moorland, wishing to see an owl swoop in and deliver a letter which will tell that this was all just a bad dream. Severus Snape is there too, and even as he was the most reclusive in life, he is the most helpful in death. You seek out his tall, dark cloaked silhouette looming at the end of a tunnel which overlooks the courtyard. His voice is even silkier now when he speaks, just a whisper of its former power laden with unspeakable grief. Sprout haunts her greenhouses, mourning the withered plants as Flitwick sadly flips through dusty and moth-eaten Charms books and Slughorn watches cauldrons collect rust.
They will help you if you help them, they say. All you have to do is kill the man that the Boy Who Lived Who Died failed to. You must traverse this shell of a castle and uncover its secrets, avoids its dangers and save the world it used to harbor.
I tend to not be very descriptive of hot dudes but itโs not because I want the reader to be able to project their fantasies or w/e, itโs because I am really bad at describing the kind of dude I find attractive. I mean, I can try, but none of it turns out as the sort of thing that makes you go โhm yes that sounds like a hunkโ. Like:
โHe had a figure like stretched taffy.โ
โHis was the sort of face that youโd forget was strange, until you looked away from him for too long and had to reacclimate.โ
โHis hands attached to his wrists like an afterthought.โ
โYou could grate cheese on his collarbones.โ
โHis spine curved as he stood, as if no one had told him he didnโt have tits to stick out.โ
โHis fingers looked like he might have snuck some extra joints in there, somehow.โ
โIf you looked too closely at his shoes you would realize that, based solely on length, he was clearly part clown on his fatherโs side.โ
โHe was tall in the way of large dogs that forget they canโt fit in your lap anymore.โ
โHe loomed, but apologetically.โ
โIt wasnโt just that he had a nice bone structure โ a phrase used almost exclusively to refer to skulls. It was that he had nice bones. If it were socially acceptable to compliment a man on his skeleton, heโd have received them daily.โ
โEveryone said that his metabolism would one day catch up with him, even as it became increasingly clear that the day would never come. They said it, anyway, to make themselves feel better.โ
โHis nose looked like something an octopus would draw if you could describe a nose to it, and if pencils worked underwater.โ
โSomething had gone terribly wrong with his eyebrows. Were they the wrong shape? Was there too much? Too little? Scientists still donโt know for sure, but they advise against looking directly at them for your own safety.โ
i posted this three years ago and all thatโs changed is that my grammar is worse
Ok first of all thats like an exact description of my boyfriend
when ur a snape fan and u ugly: snugly
But none of us are snugly
yeah, weโre all snot
some moods
Actual footage of Larissa Clarette when laying eyes upon Mina Berkowitz (c 1980, colorized)

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this is a callout postย โ-
keep writing
keep drawing
keep building up your OCs backstories
keep creating
continue putting yourself out there
fuck others opinions of what youโre doing
do YOU do what makes YOU happy
do it for yourself first and the results will follow
Five more minutes mom
some buzzfeed article:ย โTHIS THING YOU NEVER NOTICED IN HARRY POTTER WILL BLOW YOUR MINDโ
me:ย You fool Iโve noticed every single thing in Harry Potter, your measly articles are no challenge to my vast useless knowledge on this series
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS ITโS TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
wanton:ย sexually immodest or promiscuous
wonton:ย a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
@decencybedamned WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO MOAN LIKE A DUMPLING YOU FOOL
[Character has little to no concrete backstory]
Fanfic writers:
I honestly know too much harry potter lore for the purpose of squeezing dumb shit which would not disturb canon
Unpopular opinion
Alan Rickman was too much of a chad to play severus snape
counterpoint: severus snape is a chad
Counter counterpoint: incel vocab is toxic and should not be used to define people
@lunamalcoy. This is a shitpost not an actual attempt to lable or define people. However, I am genuinely sorry if my post upset you.

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Unpopular opinion
Alan Rickman was too much of a chad to play severus snape
counterpoint: severus snape is a chad
What even is s chad?
I keep thinking of Chad Dylan Cooper from Sonny With a Chanceโฆ
I just lost 20 years of my life looking at this post
Also: what the hell did Alan ever do to make you think heโs a fucking chad???
@a-spitting-slytherin Ive seen his bare ass. heโs a fucking chad
@foxyslytherin uhhh he PLAYED a lot of chads, did you know thereโs actually a difference between irl actors and the people they portray??? but if he was good enough of an actor to genuinely fool you into thinking he was a 60+ yr-old fuqboi he was pretty damn good at his job ๐
@a-spitting-slytherin
No I mean he had the BODY of a Chad his booty outshined cameron diaz in that one movie and his voice was ravishing. He was way too hot to play a two-faced grease stain
(AlSo all i have ever wanted was to make someone lose two decades of their life due to something I wrote. Thank you for fulfilling that dream of mine. I'll never forget ๐๐๐๐๐)
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This is so cute
@n00dlebat ๐๐
This is me at the beach ;D
why are people 5โ4 and under always full of unrelenting rage
closer to hell
@potionsmasters @n00dlebat
Hey. Hey now. Iโm 5โฒ4.5 I donโt qualify to be part of this post >>
5'1 bitches
@potionsmasters @doodlebat
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Holy shit
Fuck. Im. Gay.

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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOURE TO BLAME
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