"You will find your way, no matter what blocks it."

Calliope is green and Caliborn is red. As a normal human being, your first instinct is going to be "Well obviously red is Meat. Red is Caliborn, and he's all about violence and blood and getting what he wants. And meat itself is obviously red, too."

And thus, "Green must be Candy. Green is Calliope and she's sweet and nonviolent and only thinks about friendship and romance. Plus the Life emblem is green and that's symbolized by sweets as well."

But then you remember: what do both the trolls and cherubs call that particular shade of red? It's "candy red". Always. Consistently.

Caliborn is Candy. Calliope is Meat.

And once you notice that, you pick up on more and more.

Caliborn insists he finds romance repulsive, but gets deeply flustered by displays of hand-holding and cuddling, not to mention how he flirts (or hate-flirts) with almost every one of his human contacts.

Calliope does love romance in theory, but she also writes her self-insert as becoming part of the action that she wishes she could see in person. She delves deep into the minutiae of the lore and worldbuilding of Sburb and dumps exposition whenever she's given the chance.

Caliborn, for his entire Sburb session, WANTS to progress the plot, to get to the part where things are Happening and he gets to be the badass supervillain lord of time and space he knows he will be. But thanks to his own actions, he ends up in a dead session, with quests built around tedious and repetitive tasks that prevent him from moving forward at anything faster than a lethargic slog. Only once he embraces this "slow burn" and decides that suffering through the monotony is what makes him powerful does he start to get a foothold and actually become able to reach his potential.

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave