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THE CURRENT ICE CLIMBERS META RESEMBLES FACTORY CONDITIONS

NOBODY SHOULD EVER PLAY A GAME WHERE FIVE SECONDS OF EVERY MINUTE (IM MAKING THIS NUMBER UP FRAME DATA IS REACTIONARY) ARE SPENT WITH ONE PLAYER PRESSING THE SAME BUTTON AT 200 BPM

THIS IS PART OF WHAT HAS CREATED A CULTURE OF COMMENTATORS AND COMPETITORS REFERRING TO NANA IN WAYS THAT FRAME HER AS HELPLESS AND STUPID

ICE CLIMBERS CAN CREATE A LOT OF INTRIGUE WITH DESYNCS AND HANDOFF MECHANICS THAT MAKE THE BACKUP CLIMBER ABLE TO PERFORM INPUTS INDEPENDENTLY FROM THE LEAD CLIMBER. THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL. YOU’RE DOING TWO SETS OF PRECISELY TIMED INPUTS ON ONE CONTROLLER TO COORDINATE A CHOREOGRAPHED STRING OF GRAPPLING AND HAMMER ATTACKS WITH TWO CHARACTERS. THAT IS SO COOL OH MY GOD WOW

WOBBLING TRANSFORMS THIS ART INTO A FACTORY FORM

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MEN CALLING THE BACKUP CLIMBER NANA EVEN WHEN THE PLAYER IS USING ONE OF THE ALTERNATE COLORS THAT MAKES HER THE LEAD CLIMBER. THAT WILL BE THE CASE FOR AS LONG AS THERE ARE MEN. WE CAN CREATE A WORLD WHERE THE BACKUP CLIMBER PUTS IN WORK THAT IS AS DAZZLING, HYPE, AND VARIOUSLY TIMED AS THE ACTIONS OF THE LEAD CLIMBER

THAT IS THE DREAM OF FEMINISM