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having amnesia is great because i get to reread all my old writing without knowing what the fuck i wrote and because i wrote it itâs 100% to my tastes. super fun times

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okay what is the connection between scum villain and 2ha?! why are these basically the same story
obsessed with the idea of shang qinghua having an âauthorâs haloâ but being completely unaware of it
like whenever shen qingqiu or anyone else asks him for something and he doesnât know the actual answer heâll just make up some bullshit on the spot and what do you know, that really turned out to be the right answer!!! heâs so lucky!!! but in reality the world is rewriting itself so it can never contradict the god who made it
and not only does the world bend to his whims, heâs also completely immune to death. he, luo binghe, shen qingqiu, and mobei-jun will be exploring some ruins filled with booby traps or something. lbh, sqq, and mbj will be fighting for their lives to get through the traps meanwhile shang qinghua just walks through while eating his melon seeds and the traps just narrowly miss hitting him like heâs a cartoon character, and then he turns around and sees his buddies all exhausted and wounded from the traps and heâs just like âhuh??? whatâs up w you guys haha youâre so clumsyâ
sqq and lbh are furious that this dude holds the power of the universe in his hands and doesnât realize it. mbj thinks itâs the sexiest thing ever
my opinion: i think it's very important that he's a bit pathetic about his looney tunes escape. he should be tripping on some slight bump in the flooring and rolling down stairs but as it would happen, this is exactly what he needs to be narrowly missed by 10,000 arrows, spikes, flamethrower talisman traps, he is screaming the whole way down and even once his momentum from the fall runs out he keeps rolling and scrabbling voluntarily to continue his string of near-misses. his melon seeds go everywhere and jam up some of the exposed mechanisms.
mobei jun still thinks this is attractive, somehow.
luo binghe you are my most precious and beautiful big titty anime wife.
never really been into bingjiu because i found shen jiu to be an annoying bitch of a character, but after reading 2ha itâs like, ohhhhhh, i get it. i get it a lot. like, shen jiu secretly pining after his talented disciple so he has to bully binghe to cope? shen jiu acting so cold to keep binghe away from him and simultaneously hide his feelings? shen jiu secretly protecting binghe at every turn without binghe ever knowing? shen jiu pushing binghe into the abyss to save his life, knowing that all the cultivators would accuse him of attacking the conference now that his heritage was revealed, and heâd be killed for it? god⌠shen jiu waiting for his disciple to come back from the abyss to tell him the truth, only for bingheâs mind to be corrupted by an evil sword, and having to watch as his beloved disciple goes insane? shen jiu having his arms and legs torn off by the man he loves all because he was a tormented person who couldnât express even a modicum of vulnerability around anyone, including his once innocent disciple, lest he be punished for it? binghe only finding out how much shen jiu cared for him and loved him after murdering him? yeah man. yeah. i get it

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everyone shut up. the system being og!binghe brings a whole new twist on all the âsystem wants binghe to sufferâ fics and moments in the novel
guys someone save me. i read scum villain forever ago and ive read multiple other books since then and yet i keep going back to scum villain fics. over and over. i swear i mustâve read every single one of them at this point. my brain is so rotted for luo binghe
ok so you know how irl ghosts reportedly look the way they died so we can get some really gruesome looking ghosts? yeah now remember how hua cheng died in battle? cool now imagine if hua chengâs true form has the injuries that caused him to die and thatâs why he didnât want to show xie lian his true form. how does that make you feel
yknow it would actually be funny as shit if shen yuan transmigrated into pidw only to discover nothing is actually named like⌠that. like he goes to call something the pale moon glowing dewdrop lotus or some shit and everyone else is like wtf are you talking about? thatâs just a pearl lotus. and then he discovers that airplane DID name everything in a normal manner⌠itâs just that bingge didnât!!! after all bingge never got a proper education when he was on qing jing and pidw is all from his pov so itâs likely he just never fucking learned what anything was called and just made it up on the spot. like this kid was probably in the abyss and saw some monster and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and decided to call it the spikey-ass ring tailed serpent lemur because thatâs what it looked like
listen i love peishui as much as the next guy but MAN aromantic pei ming just hits sooo good. i mean come on you canât tell me that aromantic pei ming, god of love (who actually does a really good job at being the god of love when it comes to love for others) doesnât go insanely hard. i will always love you aromantic hypersexual pei ming

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really like the idea that shen yuan and shen jiu arenât two separate people, but rather the same soul existing in different dimensions. shen yuan might think that heâs not shen jiu, that he just stole the body and life of shen jiu, but in reality he IS shen jiu, just with different memories.
some people like to think that shen jiu and shen yuan swapped places when they died but i really like the idea of the universe placing shen yuan back in a world he already existed in before, just with new memories now. sort of like a villain redemption arc to give shen yuan the opportunity to make up for his past sins without him even knowing it <3
i love that scum villain is basically a crack novel but man i really wish we got to see what existing in a porn novel actually does to a society. how do they handle sex ed when their entire world is meant to make them have sex? how does the concept of consent work when sometimes you gotta fuck to stay alive? what about underage sex, like these kids gotta learn to dual cultivate when their entire world is set up to make them fuck, so what is considered an appropriate age for them to learn and HOW do they learn? so many questions
ok so do you guys remember when i said that quanyin were just bingqiu in an au⌠ok au where yin yu really did transmigrate and in the version of tgcf HE read, quan yizhen was one of the deuteragonists with a tragic luo binghe style backstory while yin yu was his evil cannon fodder shixiong who killed him, and then when quan yizhen became a calamity he came back and tortured his evil shixiong yin yuâŚ
except transmigrator yin yu doesnât kill quan yizhen when heâs supposed to while theyâre still mortals. heâs also actually a good person compared to the original so itâs no surprise to anyone else when he ascends even though heâs freaking tf out bc the original never ascended. and then quan yizhen fucking ascends. and yin yu freaks out even harder because none of this was in the book and heâs derailed the plot so hard⌠and then the whole brocade immortal scene happens (maybe the system decided to try and get things back on track by killing yizhen) and then. well. yknow. like when you put it that way i think yin yuâs weirdo actions make a lot of sense
feng xin and xie lian are definitely those two smart best friends who become absolute idiots the moment theyâre in each otherâs company
both mu qing and hua cheng having hair shorter than is considered appropriate/respectful when theyâre kids bc they canât afford combs so they just cut off the matted hair

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after jun wu is defeated and the surviving gods are all trying to figure out who should be the next heavenly emperor they do the whole âyeah xie lian should do it, he defeated white no faceâ but xie lian pulls an uno reverse and elects lang qianqiu. after all lang qianqiu is the only god present who actually has experience being a king and ruling over a nation
you canât tell me that shang qinghua doesnât absolutely adore luo binghe. he would 100% treat binghe like his spoiled little brother if he had the chance
ok ok on that note. au where shang qinghua decides to go and raise luo binghe himself bc thatâs his SON! thatâs his baby boy! sure he wrote more than a million words abt this kid suffering but that was when he thought luo binghe was fictional. now that heâs living in this world thereâs no way heâs actually going to let luo binghe actually suffer!!!! besides, if he raises luo binghe as his son, then binghe will definitely stick up for him and protect him when itâs time for mobei-jun to smash his skull in. itâs a win-win!!!!!!!
he walks up and down the river everyday for three months until he finally comes across newborn luo binghe floating along the freezing river in a little basket. he takes baby binghe back home to cqms with him and all his martial siblings and disciples are like âbro where the fuck did you get this babyâ and shang qinghua panics and tells them all that he gave birth to binghe himself. they didnât even know that this guy had a partner or could get pregnant but stranger things have happened so theyâre all chill w it
he brings binghe back and forth between the demon realm and the human realm w him on his work trips. the first time mobei jun sees binghe he freaks out bc he thinks heâs bingheâs father based on the fact that he and shang qinghua held hands for five seconds one time
eventually binghe still gets accepted to qing jing when heâs older but shen qingqiu isnât stupid enough to bully another peak lordâs kid. then when shen yuan transmigrates he hears luo binghe call shang qinghua âbabaâ and absolutely loses it