MATILDA SENTENCE STARTERS
"And if it's not right, you have to put it right!"
"Is the first word... tomato?"
"Should have thought of that before you made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!"
"I didn't know they were the flaming Russian mafia, did I?"
"But I didn't do anything! That's not right."
"The teacher's clearly falling short."
"Moby Dick? Easy, grandma!"
"We're told we have to do what we're told but surely, sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty."
"Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief."
"Am I... am I... look, am I fat?"
"Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there..."
"The endings are often a little bit gory..."
"She keeps trying to tell me stories! Who wants stories?!"
"The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting!"
"Stop scaring your mother with that book!"
"You mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you!"
"Cinderella, in the cellar, didn't have to do much as far as I could tell."
"I am off to bleach my roots, and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man!"
"Imagine what I can do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you."
"Nobody else is gonna put it right for me!"
"Maybe your largeness is a bit like the TARDIS -- considerably roomier inside."
"No one is as handsome, strong as me!"
"Where's the revenge section?"
"Mum, would you like to hear a story?"
"Just because you find that life's not fair, it doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!"
"Love and fate and a touch of stupidity robbed them of their hope of living happily."
"You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical -- there's never been a miracle as me."
"Extra strong? Keep out of reach of children? Hmm..."
"Even if you're little, you can do a lot."
"You thickheaded twit-brain!"
"Russians are nocturnal. I saw it on a programme last night."
"I'm so very, flaming clever."
"Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword!"
"Nobody but me is gonna change my story!"
"Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord, it's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!"
"Good hair means a good brain."
"You can pretend you're an elf!"
"Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know!"
"I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends!"
"It seems there are millions of these 'one in a millions' these days..."
"Oh, I look nice. You don't!"
"Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky!"