SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE MICK / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.01 – 01.05 )
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“Their mouth is the butt and the butt is their mouth.”
“You’re driving me nuts.”
“I’ve never been to a mansion before.”
“You’re embarrassing. I’m embarrassed of you.”
“It’s just kind of customary to help a smoker in need.”
“I get the sense you’re in need a lot.”
“I wanted to give you an opportunity to invest in my future.”
“You were a topless waitress, which is worse because that just means you couldn’t dance.”
“This whole thing is a huge misunderstanding.”
“The scales of justice tip in the favor of the wealthy.”
“If we throw enough money at this thing I’m sure it’ll go away.”
“Why don’t we just hunker down and play poker all night long.”
“I got a lot riding on this gig, so can you do me a favor a not be a big, giant, pain in the ass?”
“I know all about Planned Parenthood. I should have one of those punch cards that gets you a free sub every ten visits.”
“You want to make a difference? Go out on the front line. Chain yourself to a redwood, light yourself on fire.”
“I’m sorry, were you saying something? I was distracted by how uneven your eyebrows are.”
“I want you to come to me with boy problems. Or girl problems. I don’t assume.”
“I know you think you’re pretty clever with this little plan to drink me under the table.”
“I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage.”
“Next time he gives you crap, yank his pants down and point at his tiny pecker.”
“I’m not gonna just stop the whole day and explain the ins and outs of the economy to you, because it’s boring and I don’t totally have a firm grasp on it myself.”
“I tried to trump violence with humor and violence won by a landslide.”
“This man is an officer of nothing.”
“You don’t look so hot. I mean, you never look great, but right now you look, like, actively bad.”
“Hamilton wasn’t Puerto Rican but people seem to be enjoying that just fine.”
“I understand, as the new patriarch of the family, you are all looking to me to set the tone and I fell short.”
“I’m gonna get out of here before I get stuck talking about soup or whatever.”
“When I smashed that man over the head I felt an animal in my chest wake up and roar.”
“I’m sensing some major hostility here, which is fine.”
“Everyone’s got a midnight hankering for grilled cheese.”
“I ate some leftover clams for breakfast that are wreaking havoc on my insides.”
“She came at me, now I’ll come at her, and ‘round and ‘round we’ll go in this cruel little game of wits.”
“He’s a manipulative scumbag and needs to be stopped.”
“You leave me no choice but to reveal a scandal so very scandalous.”
“I just wanted to let you know that I totally get it and you picked a good one. That guy is a hall of fame piece of ass.”
“You’re a woman with needs and I get it, so long as you’re using condoms.”
“I have a beautiful hunk of beef and you don’t.”
“You never worked a day in your life.”
“If there was a pill that gave you the freedom to be anything in the world, would you take it?”
“As long as I’m here, I have two jobs –– make sure nobody dies or gets pregnant.”
“Is what you’re doing even legal?”
“You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life.”
“I don’t want to hear about your nipples anymore.”
“I’m going to bang his beautiful brains out.”
“I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act.”
“You’re really, really pretty and like, super cool, and I like hanging out with you and stuff.”
“I could pay you $500 to make out with me.”
“I’m sorry I’m not the expert drugger like you.”
“Do you ever think of anybody but yourself?”
“You really dropped the ball on this one.”
“Who is this derelict and why is he still here?”
“I like mini pony dolls, syrup, the Iraq War, and getting rolled up in the carpet like a taquito.”
“Of course he’d choose a demented clown.”
“The plan is to get the bad balloon out of him before it kills him.”
“I live on birthday cake and high fructose corn syrup.”
“I basically hate every single thing about you.”
“You shouldn’t have left it unattended.”
“I’m sorry for thinking I can count on you degenerates.”
“You’re the reason he’s out in the woods all day just talking to himself.”
“Everybody knows that it’s what’s on the inside that matters the most.”
“When you grow up, you want to turn into a moody little bitch?”
“I’m responsibly weaning myself off.”
“Tell him to say that to my face so I can slap his bitch ass right back to the woods.”
“Today is about soaking up all my knowledge.”
“What are smells made of?”
“Now he’s the prime suspect in an arson investigation.”
“A little discipline might knock the weird right out of him.”
“Shame on you for shaming all over us for trying to fix our problem.”
“Either be part of the solution or get the hell out.”
