i am bisexual. don't put me in the blender
are you afraid that if we put you in the blender you become less bisexual?
i sure would be less bisexual if i died
do not
he must be blended
stop blending us
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i am bisexual. don't put me in the blender
are you afraid that if we put you in the blender you become less bisexual?
i sure would be less bisexual if i died
do not
he must be blended
stop blending us

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At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.
i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs
this is actually literally how every day felt in high school
Overcompensation

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I love watching my friends launch the same game 20 times on steam like i appreciate knowing that resident evil 2 has been crashing for the last hour but i have faith that this time it will work!!!
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
pattern recognizing human: 7 x 7 = 49 gives off divorced dad energy!
pattern aphasic alien girl: you piss me off so much
shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

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let me decide for each please
Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly
“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam
“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam
“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam
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I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥