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Careful, Sean Hannity will run a story on that.

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

God I wish I knew what this meant

I wish to God i fucking didnt.

the only man i trust is dr. phil

Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except Mole was smarter. You should trust Disney channel characters.

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

double chins, stomach rolls, and stretch marks are cute pass it on

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be