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It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
maybe tomorrow
[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!
Found abusive family
Sometimes a group of queer, traumatized people come together and beat the shit out of each other and do DARVO tactics to recreate what their parents did to them. And that's beautiful.

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ANGEL, ANGEL
"How do you take these characters in these outfits seriously" get really into mcyt
And then you canβt even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg itβs so strict???
READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK
All stories are real
FICTION = REALITY

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y'know most people talking about pregnant men are imagining a cis guy in that weird mpreg penis/butthole pregnancy right? this is not some psyop to detransition people this is a fantasy where cis perisex men can be made to suffer in a way that's historically only been for the people they oppress
I'm just gonna post this comment here again.
I can do that for you.
Both are about using features that really exist among marginalized people as something to insult or degrade privileged people with. And in both cases, when members of the group that actually has this feature speak up, they're getting told that it's actually not about them, and that they should just accept their likeness used as a punchline.
idk who needs to hear this but itβs healthier for you to just accept that youβre gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesnβt want to hold onto
I hope everyone who had a very specific fetish before they even knew what sex was has a very good day. The isolation you embody as a child because of some innate sense that there's something in you that is Wrong and Gross and Different is deeply traumatizing but I promise you are a full human being deserving of love, healing, and happiness.
i had hoped that the problems i had with destroying a world that doesn't exist wouldnt continue after that video but. they have. man i miss old wifies videos ughhhh ughh it sucks so bad. and im happy there are still people who can enjoy these videos but im honestly baffled how. this new video was such a nothing burger. im someone who already has an irrational fear of video game water in general and yet after like 30 minutes this video just wasnt scary. it didnt care at all about creating suspension of disbelief which is, kind of important when the vehicle for the horror is, yknow, minecraft, and worst of all it answered no questions that it raised and ended on a bullshit cliffhanger solely to make you come back for the "thrilling" sequel. not everything needs to be a series not everything needs to have the highest stakes possible not everything needs to be a huge eldritch horror. like maybe it could just be a scary monster in a video game. and i hate to even say this but the doomed yaoi this time around was honestly forced like it felt very manufactured and a little ridiculous.
it just really sucks cuz to me wifies minecraft horror videos are some of the coolest and most inventive things ive seen!!! he genuinely is a very good storyteller!!! I just think he may be slightly prioritizing making the most hype-generating videos now over like. good storytelling. which sucks
all of that being said hummer x levi forever.
my two moods these days

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if ur skinny and u get all sad and mopey like "ohhh im so fat )): im so ugly and fat ))): being fat is the worst thing i could possibly be ))): i shoud lose weight and quit being so awful and fat ):" you owe every fat person 1 million dollars and if you say this shit to fat people directly, 2 million, and if you say "oh youre cute though but IM ugly and fat, i dont hate fat people i just dont want to be fat" when said fat person is upset about you saying how much you hate yourself for "being fat" its 3 million
THIS! It doesn't matter if someone is or isn't actually fat this is something so many girls (and guys) go through and no one should ever think they don't have a right ta complain they should be able ta reach out they deserve help or ta just vent without being told they don't have the right
And I'm a bigger girl but if someone skinny I know was saying that I'd be trying ta see what help they need that I can give
Why can't we all hold hands and be friends
I find it very interesting that when someone struggles with the way their body looks, theres always people to come along and tell you that you actually must hate THEIR body too even though its not about them. Me struggling with an eating disorder and struggling with my weight has nothing to do with some random fat person on the internet that ive never fucking met. I dont care about your body dude. I just struggle with mine, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Stop making other peoples struggles about yourself and your issues.
im putting this in the actual thread of people antagonizing me for the existence of skinny people with eating disorders while conveniently omitting that i have an eating disorder to make their point that skinny people should be allowed to be hateful to their fat friends as long as theyre saying "my body" instead of "your body"
your eating disorder does not mean that you get to trigger the eating disorders of fat people because you at best dont believe that fat people can have restrictive eating disorders, and at worse think that we should because itll "help us get skinny". genuinely go fuck yourselves. its been fucking days of this and people talking down to me because "skinny people are allowed to feel insecure and what if they have an eating disorder (what you have an eating disorder? well lets just ignore that)" and you believe that skinny people having eating disorders means that they get to trigger the disordered eating and relationships with food/body of fat people. ive talked about my eating disorder on this account very sparingly because i worry that me having anorexia while having the body type that i do will cause people to say shit to trigger my eating disorder because they want me to starve myself because im fat, and when i do mention it i have to say that i have a restrictive eating disorder because people will assume that i dont. ive had people tell me that only people under a certain bmi can be anorexic, i guess because they want fat people to get skinny before they stop us from starving ourselves to death
so fuck yall. if youre uncomfortable with my graphic depictions of anorexia maybe you should've fucking thought of that before weaponizing the existence of skinny people with anorexia while omitting and erasing the fact that i also have anorexia because its more convenient to your point of the big bad evil fatty weaponizing fat privilege over poor skinny people with eating disorders or whatever
Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do