waterfall thoughts

Experiencing that sense of loss when a hyperfixation ends

There are few things more rewarding than peering over the shoulder of someone while they look at the memes you've sent them.

Welcome to your 40s, where you're either mistaken for looking good for fifty or aging poorly for thirty

Breaking: I've successfully developed a crush on an actual living humanoid man

Whenever I encounter an unexpected locked door, I experience a split second of panic where I wonder if I've forgotten how to operate a door.

"Only the prettiest ones come home with me." -me whispering to the tomatoes in the produce department

Racing to finish washing my hands because my sleeve roll-up game is weak.

It is not yet 8am, and I'm about to consume my 11th tumblr micro-break.