Thinking Myself to Implosion

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

we used to turn on the TV and just watch music videos for a couple of hours. not so much anymore

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

we need more deadbeat daughter stories