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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

video description: tiktok by eluken22 showing a group of people raising a chair with a cardboard box on it in the air, inside the box is a cat, Hava Nagila plays in the background, text on the video reads "Our son turned 13 [heart eye emoji]". there is a cut and the video now shows two still images of a person holding the cat, the cat is wearing a kippah and then one still image of the cat laying down still wearing the kippah. end video description