Passerby

“The outcome was never in our favor.”

“What are my chances of getting out of this mess?”

“You will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes.”

“You are also leaking O2.”

“I would have went with red, or a periwinkle, even an eggnog.”

“I don’t even know if that’s a color, but good lord, now I just want eggnog.”

“The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.”

“You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.”

“There is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.”

“That was a bit harder than normal.”

“You want to play? I need somebody to play with.”

“That sack of wet turds can’t even eat cookies.”

“I hate [name] so painfully.”

“They’re the blight of my life.”

“If you take a cookie, I will be forced to add one full day to your sentence.”

“I’ve explained this to you every day for the past five years.”

“Sounds vaguely familiar.”

“When I met you that day, I knew you were it.”

“I’m gonna break your knees.”

“Sweet heavenly fire.”

“Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady?”

“Actually, I’m pretty freaking high up in the command chain.”

“I can’t get any closer to your face, dude.”

“Now to be as smooth as… uh, um.”

“First time I got a girl’s number before I even said hey.”

“I like a girl with a lot of phones.”

“This is the solution to an internal inconsistency in the constant that’s never been solved because, until now, no one realized it was a problem.”

“Speaking of problems, maybe you should leave before you become one.”

“I could buy you a drink. Let’s get wild.”

“You’ve moving at cheetah speeds.”

“I’m your deep space insanity avoidance companion.”

“Nice to meet you.”

“I already hate you.”

“The good news is that I only have a week left to my sentence aboard this pathetic rat’s nest.”

“By any chance, is it still Thursday?”

“It’s been Thursday for the last 72 hours.”

“It’s an alien on my face!”

“You’re not a face-eater, you’re a face-hugger.”

“I need a face-hugger in my life.”

“You remind me of a friend I used to have a long time ago.”

“You don’t by chance speak real words, do you?”

“I would never lie to you.”

“You know, it’s just–– I’m sorry, you’re just so small!”

“The less he knows about you the better.”

“I hide there sometimes.”

“I’m like a mattress ghost.”

“Why does that suck so hard?”

“I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head.”

“Please just kill me.”

“Why has it turned into a silent dance rave?”

“Twist my nipples rough.”

“You must find out if they play cards.”

“For your own safety, you must remain in the commissary.”

“We get our first visitors in five years and I can’t mingle with them?”

“I need to mingle!”

“You can’t just phantom up on me like that.”

“Don’t worry about me, I am helping.”

“You did something right!”

“You processed horrendous mess of wires.”

“Who the freak is this guy?”

“I believe they want the alien you’re hiding in your backpack.”

“I don’t know what you’re referring to.”

“You mean my underpants caddy?”

“We should comply with their wishes.”

“I kind of was starting to like this little guy.”

“He gives great hugs.”

“We are not equipped to face this threat.”

“I’m a raging sack of walnuts.”

“I seriously question your use of ‘may have’.”

“Formulate me up some solutions.”

“I do have a solution with a 33% chance of success.”

“Your lack of confidence is positively depressing.”

“I will fail upwards.”

“You were dead. For five minutes.”

“Thank you for saving my life.”

“I only have one thing to say to you.”

“Just don’t walk up on somebody like that!”

“I’m gonna crap my pants.”

“I thought you were a baby ghost or a ghost baby or something in between the ghost baby spectrum.”

“You really know how to sling the zingers.”

“You’re oblivious to this thing, aren’t you.”

“Wherever you go, he’ll find you.”

“Call me that again and I’ll kill you.”

“I’ve never socialized with a cat-man before.”

“You’re not gonna do that, right? Otherwise, we’re gonna have problems.”

“As long as I draw breath and you provide me with copious amounts of adventure, I will be there for you.”

“I’ll let you be my sidekick and such.”

“You displayed a quality I hadn’t seen in you previously.”

“Now to eat the fruits of my greatness.”

Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)

‘you’ll have to forgive me if i seem a bit nervous.’

‘it’s been quite the month.’

‘this trip has been one miserable disaster after another.’

‘do i look like i’m here to help?’

‘my father deserved better than that.’

‘we’re playing a guessing game.’

‘i’m not here to play games.’

‘i’m not leaving her. she’d be lonely.’

‘it’s obvious you can handle yourself just fine.’

‘you could be more thankful, you know.’

‘i was just beginning to get used to the quiet, too.’

‘familiarity breeds contempt, as they say.’

‘it did make for a delightful change of pace.’

‘pick me up; i tire of walking.’

‘i don’t appreciate foreign objects invading my personal space. well, usually.’

‘so, what now? you go on a killing rampage?’

‘did i kill him? i hope i did kill him.’

‘what’s with the heavy sighs?’

‘i shall be moved to a single tear by the tragedy.’

‘there may be pigeons nearby, we should be alert!’

‘so far, i am not impressed.’

‘i’m not here to impress you.’

‘i can’t believe i’m having this conversation.’

‘everyone expects so much from me.’

‘it’s a cage, if a gilded cage. pretty, but confining.’

‘i fancy things that are beautiful, and things that are strong.’

‘i fancy things that are dangerous and exciting.’

‘would you be offended if i said i fancied you?’

‘they don’t make me look any wider, do they? i find i am already too wide as it is.’

‘should i talk in a monotone?’

‘mostly they involve slaughtering pigeons in creative and invasive manners.’

‘i’d have happily stomped them all into paste.’

‘she complained that i couldn’t fit through the doors.’

‘i get bored, and stop paying attention.’

‘blood isn’t all that important.’

‘do you have to be so literal?’

‘is this after i ravish you in celebration?’

‘the ravishing part is a given.’

‘my introduction to the subject of sex was, shall we say, rather practical.’

‘my only rule regarding sex is that it be done well.’

‘alright, but i get to stare at you luridly while you do so.’

‘some people simply need assassinating.’

‘most of them had it coming.’

‘i’ve always removed my clothes on a strictly amateur basis.’

‘the important thing is, it’s cheap.’

‘please, please get to the point.’

‘you’ve bitten off more than you can chew.’

‘i’ve never seen one of /those/ before.’

‘i was hoping you wouldn’t notice.’

‘since then, its been a little hard for me to concentrate.’

‘you look like you’re not from around here.’

‘i didn’t say i’d do it for free.’

‘don’t tell them you got these papers from me.’

‘your mind has gone to dust.’

‘i only wish there was more i could do for you.’

‘you left so abruptly before, i didn’t think i’d see you back.’

‘you know as well as i do that’s how this always ends.’

‘it’s not easy ensuring that nothing bad happens.’

‘that sounded like a threat.’

‘i don’t know how to express my gratitude.’

‘i must say, you look like our type of people.’

‘it’s just a childhood fantasy that dies hard.’

‘you’ll change, like the rest.’

‘i’m so tired of it i’m not even surprised any more.’

‘and i thought t was going to be a nice day.’

‘you looking for a fist to share your face?’

‘that’s where they send you when you’re ready to leave this world.’

‘we’ll get plenty for their kit once we cut them out of it.’

‘that sounds like a man with something to hide.’

‘to tell the truth, i was supposed to meet someone.’

‘sounds like i wouldn’t approve of your kind of opportunity.’

‘what about a generous kick in the face if you ask again?’

‘it takes a stranger to notice how bad things are, huh?’

‘you look like you’d rather hear the truth.’

‘i don’t have time for your hysterics.’

‘i don’t think he’ll listen to you.’

‘what’re you looking for?’

‘what kind of monster throws his child out on the street?’

‘i should leave before you start complaining about me, too.’

‘she threatened anyone who said they’d come after her.’

‘does it hurt? do you feel like you’ve been buried under a pile of rock?’

‘now that you mention it, i rather now feel like a delicate mushroom…’

‘that could be good or bad.’

‘there’s a back-handed compliment in there, somewhere.’

‘it just so happens that i find you… quite warm.’

‘does this coy thing work for you much?’

‘i knew this would happen eventually.’

‘you’re practically a public menace.’

‘here i thought that i seduced you.’

‘i’ll ask nothing more of you than you are willing to give.’

‘fate is such a tricky whore, isn’t she?’

‘a new day awaits us, or so the rumour goes.’

‘she will use you for her own ends.’

‘so i should inflict pain now to avoid it later? great logic.’

‘i already knew the answer. don’t know why i asked.’

‘you’ll have to forgive me if i seem a bit nervous.’

‘it’s been quite the month.’

‘this trip has been one miserable disaster after another.’

‘do i look like i’m here to help?’

‘my father deserved better than that.’

‘we’re playing a guessing game.’

‘i’m not here to play games.’

‘i’m not leaving her. she’d be lonely.’

‘it’s obvious you can handle yourself just fine.’

‘you could be more thankful, you know.’

‘i was just beginning to get used to the quiet, too.’

‘familiarity breeds contempt, as they say.’

‘it did make for a delightful change of pace.’

‘pick me up; i tire of walking.’

‘i don’t appreciate foreign objects invading my personal space. well, usually.’

‘so, what now? you go on a killing rampage?’

‘did i kill him? i hope i did kill him.’

‘what’s with the heavy sighs?’

‘i shall be moved to a single tear by the tragedy.’

‘there may be pigeons nearby, we should be alert!’

‘so far, i am not impressed.’

‘i’m not here to impress you.’

‘i can’t believe i’m having this conversation.’

‘everyone expects so much from me.’

‘it’s a cage, if a gilded cage. pretty, but confining.’

‘i fancy things that are beautiful, and things that are strong.’

‘i fancy things that are dangerous and exciting.’

‘would you be offended if i said i fancied you?’

‘they don’t make me look any wider, do they? i find i am already too wide as it is.’

‘should i talk in a monotone?’

‘mostly they involve slaughtering pigeons in creative and invasive manners.’

‘i’d have happily stomped them all into paste.’

‘she complained that i couldn’t fit through the doors.’

‘i get bored, and stop paying attention.’

‘blood isn’t all that important.’

‘do you have to be so literal?’

‘is this after i ravish you in celebration?’

‘the ravishing part is a given.’

‘my introduction to the subject of sex was, shall we say, rather practical.’

‘my only rule regarding sex is that it be done well.’

‘alright, but i get to stare at you luridly while you do so.’

‘some people simply need assassinating.’

‘most of them had it coming.’

‘i’ve always removed my clothes on a strictly amateur basis.’

‘the important thing is, it’s cheap.’

‘please, please get to the point.’

‘you’ve bitten off more than you can chew.’

‘i’ve never seen one of /those/ before.’

‘i was hoping you wouldn’t notice.’

‘since then, its been a little hard for me to concentrate.’

‘you look like you’re not from around here.’

‘i didn’t say i’d do it for free.’

‘don’t tell them you got these papers from me.’

‘your mind has gone to dust.’

‘i only wish there was more i could do for you.’

‘you left so abruptly before, i didn’t think i’d see you back.’

‘you know as well as i do that’s how this always ends.’

‘it’s not easy ensuring that nothing bad happens.’

‘that sounded like a threat.’

‘i don’t know how to express my gratitude.’

‘i must say, you look like our type of people.’

‘it’s just a childhood fantasy that dies hard.’

‘you’ll change, like the rest.’

‘i’m so tired of it i’m not even surprised any more.’

‘and i thought t was going to be a nice day.’

‘you looking for a fist to share your face?’

‘that’s where they send you when you’re ready to leave this world.’

‘we’ll get plenty for their kit once we cut them out of it.’

‘that sounds like a man with something to hide.’

‘to tell the truth, i was supposed to meet someone.’

‘sounds like i wouldn’t approve of your kind of opportunity.’

‘what about a generous kick in the face if you ask again?’

‘it takes a stranger to notice how bad things are, huh?’

‘you look like you’d rather hear the truth.’

‘i don’t have time for your hysterics.’

‘i don’t think he’ll listen to you.’

‘what’re you looking for?’

‘what kind of monster throws his child out on the street?’

‘i should leave before you start complaining about me, too.’

‘she threatened anyone who said they’d come after her.’

‘does it hurt? do you feel like you’ve been buried under a pile of rock?’

‘now that you mention it, i rather now feel like a delicate mushroom…’

‘that could be good or bad.’

‘there’s a back-handed compliment in there, somewhere.’

‘it just so happens that i find you… quite warm.’

‘does this coy thing work for you much?’

‘i knew this would happen eventually.’

‘you’re practically a public menace.’

‘here i thought that i seduced you.’

‘i’ll ask nothing more of you than you are willing to give.’

‘fate is such a tricky whore, isn’t she?’

‘a new day awaits us, or so the rumour goes.’

‘she will use you for her own ends.’

‘so i should inflict pain now to avoid it later? great logic.’

‘i already knew the answer. don’t know why i asked.’

send one for my muse's reaction!

for me to randomly generate a number between 1 and 100 to write a starter based on any of the prompts below!

A mix of fluff, angst, sadness, and anything to make you feel if executed right. proceed at your own risk! Some content might be triggering.

‘you’ll have to forgive me if i seem a bit nervous.’

‘it’s been quite the month.’

‘this trip has been one miserable disaster after another.’

‘do i look like i’m here to help?’

‘my father deserved better than that.’

‘we’re playing a guessing game.’

‘i’m not here to play games.’

‘i’m not leaving her. she’d be lonely.’

‘it’s obvious you can handle yourself just fine.’

‘you could be more thankful, you know.’

‘i was just beginning to get used to the quiet, too.’

‘familiarity breeds contempt, as they say.’

‘it did make for a delightful change of pace.’

‘pick me up; i tire of walking.’

‘i don’t appreciate foreign objects invading my personal space. well, usually.’

‘so, what now? you go on a killing rampage?’

‘did i kill him? i hope i did kill him.’

‘what’s with the heavy sighs?’

‘i shall be moved to a single tear by the tragedy.’

‘there may be pigeons nearby, we should be alert!’

‘so far, i am not impressed.’

‘i’m not here to impress you.’

‘i can’t believe i’m having this conversation.’

‘everyone expects so much from me.’

‘it’s a cage, if a gilded cage. pretty, but confining.’

‘i fancy things that are beautiful, and things that are strong.’

‘i fancy things that are dangerous and exciting.’

‘would you be offended if i said i fancied you?’

‘they don’t make me look any wider, do they? i find i am already too wide as it is.’

‘should i talk in a monotone?’

‘mostly they involve slaughtering pigeons in creative and invasive manners.’

‘i’d have happily stomped them all into paste.’

‘she complained that i couldn’t fit through the doors.’

‘i get bored, and stop paying attention.’

‘blood isn’t all that important.’

‘do you have to be so literal?’

‘is this after i ravish you in celebration?’

‘the ravishing part is a given.’

‘my introduction to the subject of sex was, shall we say, rather practical.’

‘my only rule regarding sex is that it be done well.’

‘alright, but i get to stare at you luridly while you do so.’

‘some people simply need assassinating.’

‘most of them had it coming.’

‘i’ve always removed my clothes on a strictly amateur basis.’

‘the important thing is, it’s cheap.’

‘please, please get to the point.’

‘you’ve bitten off more than you can chew.’

‘i’ve never seen one of /those/ before.’

‘i was hoping you wouldn’t notice.’

‘since then, its been a little hard for me to concentrate.’

‘you look like you’re not from around here.’

‘i didn’t say i’d do it for free.’

‘don’t tell them you got these papers from me.’

‘your mind has gone to dust.’

‘i only wish there was more i could do for you.’

‘you left so abruptly before, i didn’t think i’d see you back.’

‘you know as well as i do that’s how this always ends.’

‘it’s not easy ensuring that nothing bad happens.’

‘that sounded like a threat.’

‘i don’t know how to express my gratitude.’

‘i must say, you look like our type of people.’

‘it’s just a childhood fantasy that dies hard.’

‘you’ll change, like the rest.’

‘i’m so tired of it i’m not even surprised any more.’

‘and i thought t was going to be a nice day.’

‘you looking for a fist to share your face?’

‘that’s where they send you when you’re ready to leave this world.’

‘we’ll get plenty for their kit once we cut them out of it.’

‘that sounds like a man with something to hide.’

‘to tell the truth, i was supposed to meet someone.’

‘sounds like i wouldn’t approve of your kind of opportunity.’

‘what about a generous kick in the face if you ask again?’

‘it takes a stranger to notice how bad things are, huh?’

‘you look like you’d rather hear the truth.’

‘i don’t have time for your hysterics.’

‘i don’t think he’ll listen to you.’

‘what’re you looking for?’

‘what kind of monster throws his child out on the street?’

‘i should leave before you start complaining about me, too.’

‘she threatened anyone who said they’d come after her.’

‘does it hurt? do you feel like you’ve been buried under a pile of rock?’

‘now that you mention it, i rather now feel like a delicate mushroom…’

‘that could be good or bad.’

‘there’s a back-handed compliment in there, somewhere.’

‘it just so happens that i find you… quite warm.’

‘does this coy thing work for you much?’

‘i knew this would happen eventually.’

‘you’re practically a public menace.’

‘here i thought that i seduced you.’

‘i’ll ask nothing more of you than you are willing to give.’

‘fate is such a tricky whore, isn’t she?’

‘a new day awaits us, or so the rumour goes.’

‘she will use you for her own ends.’

‘so i should inflict pain now to avoid it later? great logic.’

‘i already knew the answer. don’t know why i asked.’